howdy. i’m jim.
I’m a copywriter based in Virginia. I’m great at coming up with absolutely deranged ideas. I’ve tackled a lot of different topics and clients, including:
Slurpees, flaxseed crackers, quick lube oil changes, saving 30-90% on name brand products every day, Swedish vodka, home textiles, the relationship between sneakers and a business owner, reverse logistics, hard cider, flooring, the state of men’s fashion in 2019, fitted sheet technology, education, dentistry, and credit unions.
If you can figure out my pen name, you’ll be able to track down some short stories I’ve had published in a couple literary magazines.